People wanted to know what happened to people and stuff I’d written about before. So, today, I follow up. From McDonald’s to the penis museum, I left no stone unturned.
Like may people this tax season, you’re probably trying to figure out how to write your whips and handcuffs off as a deduction. Not to worry, we here at Nude Hippo have all the info you’ll need.
Oh joy, Chinese restaurants no longer need Chinese people to make Chinese food. They’ve outsourced their jobs to robots.
Does your child frown too much? Do they look sullen when they’re forced to do things they hate? Not to worry. The Japanese have invented an Electro-Shock chin strap that’ll force a smile on your ungrateful rug rat’s face.
Who can be bothered with the silly problems of the world when there’s important work to be done? Not Japanese scientists, that’s for sure. They’re busy building singing mice.
With the gene pool populated by folks who are trying to set the world’s record for most jumps on a pogo stick or owning the longest nose hair, you know evolution is in good hands.