We’ve tried everything else to uproot al Qaida, why not Muppet commandos?
A lady in Britain has a real life Thundercat. It has a 73 decibel purr and likes snacks.
If you thought you suffered through air sickness before, wait until you get trapped on a plane with Richard Simmons as your in-flight safety instructor.
In a state where you can get an AK 47 with a pick up truck, an ax wielding man held his mom hostage and made her watch movies while a bikini clad terrorist shredded a Burger King. You gotta love Florida.
Today’s blog is set in Florida, involves a WalMart and gives new meaning to the phrase “Family Values.”
When you think of things that go well together, I bet your mind doesn’t make the immediate leap to Sammy Hagar and the Nation of Islam. Me? I live for stuff like this.
Everyone can do their happy dances until March 19th. That’s when the moon will crash into the earth. Or not.
Girl Scouts are no longer allowed to sell Girl Scout cookies at the home of the Girl Scouts. Yeah, welcome to your world.
From a mom who flashed a cop at her kid’s school, to naked revolutionaries who like fries with their political statements, today’s just one of those days.
When giant, mutant, cockroaches emerge from Florida to take over the world, you’ll know who to blame. His name’s Derek Rader and he’s an idiot.