I, unlike many it seems, have access to this marvelous thing called the Internet. It allows me to experience many wonderful things. It also shows me humanity’s darkest corners. It brings me great happiness and great sorrow. From images of kittens frolicking in a meadow to images of kittens being beheaded in a meadow, it’s all there. No, I will not post links to that last one. My point is that if you know what you’re looking for, and are willing to suffer a few fools on your travels, you can find damn near anything. Never is that more true than in the land of comic book related items. For example, there is a web site dedicated to Rule 34 and it is disturbing and riveting all at once. Go ahead, click on that link, plug in your favorite comic book character and prepare to have your childhood ruined. Or your adulthood enhanced. Oddly enough, unlike other parts of the Internet, spelling counts there. So make sure you spell things right if you want to find anything.
One thing’s for sure, it will give you lots of cosplay ideas for sexy time. If that’s what you’re into.
Okay, first a couple of low key spoilers and then the big mother that will rock your world. Spider-Woman is preggers. No word on who the daddy is or why the cover art features her in costume at eight months pregnant but, hey, it’s comics so there.
Next, Guillermo del Toro will no longer direct Justice League Dark. The movie would have featured the characters Swamp Thing, Deadman, Zatanna and Constantine in a single film. Warner Brothers is looking for a new director. I hope they get it together since the Rule 34 searches on that flick would be amazing.
Okay, now might be a good time to put down the Internet and go play with a kitten.
MASSIVE MOTHERFUCKING SPOILER ALERT!
A couple of days ago on IMDB, the Internet Movie Data Base, some hapless, probably currently unemployed, intern posted the plot synopsis for the new Batman -v- Superman: Dawn of Justice film. Normally this isn’t a big deal. Film companies update plot synopsis all the time. It’s a cheap, and fun, way to keep fans in the loop.
What they don’t do, and what seems to have happened here, is post the entire plot of the film online.
Scene by fucking scene.
And, thanks to the Internet, one enterprising fan caught it and took screen caps to preserve that brief moment for all time.
For the record, as fans of our weekly radio show know, I know a couple of people who are working on this film. My attempts to confirm that this is real were met with a “Talk to the hand” response. That said, it matches closely to rumors I’ve heard and leaks that have come out.
So, without further ado, if you want to know what the film will entail, read on. If not, just click here.
Okay, I’m out of warnings. Here you go.
While the author vouches for its authenticity I have no clue who the author is so his or her veracity is somewhat of an issue. Still, as I noted above, this hews pretty close to everything I’ve heard and would clearly make for one kick ass film.
And if you think comics fans are nuts now just wait until this mother hits the screen.
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