Happy New Year!

Since we have people from all over the world who seem to drop by here from time to time, I’m not taking any chances. And we don’t want you to take any chances. If you’re going to drink, don’t drive. Not even around the parking lot. You see, while we have never met we have grown close in a way only the internet allows and we’d miss you ever so much, as Shirley Temple used to say, were you to end up dead or something like that. Also you should…

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The History of St. Nick & Other Stuff

It’s very weird getting asked if I can “reprint” something that only exists digitally. But, what the foschnizzle, it’s Christmas so here you go. **************************** I received a lovely email yesterday from a regular reader. She said some very nice things about me and life in general and then got to the point. The point was that, as informative as this week’s articles have been about the holidays, I was “depressing the (expletive deleted) out of (her).” I guess I can see that. The history of Christmas is one of…

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Plan Accordingly

If you’re like me, and I’m guessing you are since you’re reading this, you like to wake up in the morning and Google “naked cosplay” or “nude justice league” and so on. And because the internet is a thing you will be entertained for hours. In fact, if you simply add the word “sexy” to any search you will be entertained. Don’t believe me? Try “sexy baseball.” The point is that we all have our fantasies. And that’s fine. Just because your mom read 50 Shades of Grey doesn’t mean…

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Happy Thanksgiving!

I keep getting requests to repeat my Thanksgiving blogs. Here are the two most popular in chronological order. Happy Bird Day! From November 23, 2012 Thanksgiving is red headed step child of holidays. It is a holiday that, in principal, celebrates all that is good and holy about humanity. In reality it is a celebration of a day that, within a century, led to the subjugation and murder of millions of people. As you can clearly see one does not blend well with the other. There is some good news…

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Happy Halloween!

I loved Halloween as a kid and have kept right on loving it as the years have gone by. Once, in a pinch for a last minute costume, I wore a black body suit with some white tape pieces placed in even rows and a couple of toy cars attached using Christmas ornament hangers. That’s right, I went as a parking lot. Another year, since I happened to be at a nudist colony, I went as a pull toy. That proved popular and I’ll just leave the rest to your…

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Playing Catchup

I have been a busy little Billy recently. That whole job thing has been taking up a lot of my time. Which is a good thing. It means I’ve hitched my wagon to a growing concern that has room for advancement. Never a bad realization. That said, the glorious world of World News Center podcasts on the Big Wake Up Call have continued apace. That means that, for the first time in this blog’s illustrious history, we’ve discussed stuff on the radio that wasn’t on the site. So, today, I’m…

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Ridiculous Halloween Costumes for Kids Vol 1.

Its that time of year again. The time of year when women dress like whores. Men dress up like something they wish they were, love to ingest or something to simply hide their acne. Worst of all People dress their dogs and their children up exactly the same: RIDICULOUS!!! First check out some of the worst offenders for little boys. Check out the my video below. Follow @ChayseLove Listen to The World News Center on

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Sweet News

I’ve written before about the plight of bees. They’re dying off by the millions and then some of them come back from the dead. Yes, Virginia, there are zom-bees. And I’m sure you’ve heard the old trope that if the bees disappear then all life will perish in four years. Sadly, unlike other old tropes, that one’s true. Without bees pollinating the flowers that grow plants our little planet will go fallow. With no food for anyone to eat we’ll all die. It’s really that simple. As Safa Motesharrei, of…

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iCloud Hacking for Dummies

If you like reading blogs and news websites like the one you are eye screwing at the moment, then you are used to long and drawn out explanations. Colored with over descriptive words and expanded vocabularies that are usually enabled thanks to online thesauruses and peppered with misspellings. The end result being : The writer makes their point. Sometimes, we just don’t have the time for that shit. So I am gonna cut through the red tape (or what would be the rest of the red tape) rip off the…

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Time and Time Again

There have been so many movies and books about time travel you could be forgiven for thinking it was a real thing. It’s not, in case you slept through science class. There are a lot of reasons it’s not, too. The energy required would be one draw back. Simply put you’d need to harness the sun just to even begin thinking about it. After all, you’re planning on bending all dimensional space/time to your will. That’s not easy. And, then, even if you did it, you’d still have to deal…

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