So, without further ado, here is the WNC female-to-female translation page.
Wilma, Dahhhhling, you look gorgeous.
means
Dear God, were you dressed by a blind toddler?
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Wilma, lovie, have you lost weight?
means
It’s hard to tell through all your fat.
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Wilma, I just L-U-V what you’ve done with your hair.
means
Hey, look! The bitch finally hid her bald spot.
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Wilma, those are lovely boots.
means
Pity about the rest of the outfit though.
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Wow, Wilma, those jeans really highlight your (derriere).
means
Which is good since you have the boobs of a 10 year old boy.
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Wow, Wilma, your daughter is beautiful.
means
I hope your little princess likes stripping because she’s dumber than dirt.
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Wilma, darling, this is a fascinating meal.
means
I had no idea cardboard was edible.
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Wilma, your husband is a wonderful man.
means
(1) I’d let him ride me like a rodeo pony and put me away wet.
-or-
(2) That’s what you get for dating inmates.
There is no middle ground on this one.
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Oh, Wilma, your child is precious.
means
Dear God, is that a third eye? What the hell is wrong with that mutant?
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Wilma, this is a wonderful restaurant.
means
Thanks God it’s not Godlen Corrral.
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Wilma, sweetheart, have you been working out?
means
Nice boob job. Who’s your plastic guy?
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Oh, Wilma, nothing makes me happier than sitting here with you.
means
I left my vibrator for this?
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Obviously, we could go on but this should be a good primer. Why are woman so fake with each other? According to our expert assistant yesterday, if they were truly honest with each other they’d be forced to admit that they wanted to have lots of sex with each other and only use men for filler.
She may or may not be right, but it works for us.
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Listen to Bill McCormick on WBIG (FOX! Sports) every Friday around 9:10 AM.