Banging, Boozing and Burgering

It’s 200 degrees in the shade. Your sweat is sweating. Parts of your anatomy are improperly lubricated it’s so damn hot. All you want to do is lay naked under a cool fountain and tell the world to go hump an asteroid or something. Well, as long as you’re down there and already naked you may as well have some hot sex, cold beer and a fatty burger. Come on, admit it, you know your doctor has warned you that you were going to have a heart attack anyway, you…

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