Family Values

If you Google the word “porn” you’ll be amazed, or appalled – depending on your mood, by the number of non-pornographic images that will pop up. In fact, some are disturbingly wholesome. Porn has become so ingrained in our society that if you actually want to see porn you have to limit your search to your particular area of interest. Midget porn, 3D hentai porn, granny porn, what have you. Just searching for regular porn won’t get that boat floating any more. Several of the women here at Nude Hippo talk openly about porn when, a few years back, even the mention of the word would get my face slapped. Or get me fired. Or both. In fact, attempts to ban porn, like the recent one in West Chicago over the Family Videos store that has a back room dedicated to adult entertainment, come off as quint or, at best, naive. While offended parents claim to have to deal with questions like “Mommy, what’s an “Anal Invader? Is that a new Transformer?” people who live in the real world want to know why parents were letting their kids wander in a room that is clearly marked and has a private door. Because people who live in the real world know that porn’s here to stay.

I’ve already written about how much of our western civilization wouldn’t exist were it not for porn. So let’s hop off the high hobby horse of moral superiority and admit that we need porn to survive. Now that we agree on that, let’s talk about something else; truth in advertising when it comes to porn. I want my porn to feature willing participants not Serbian sex slaves. It turns out that I’m not alone. Erika Christakis, a public health advocate and Harvard College administrator, has joined me on the bandwagon for free market porn.

We have fair trade coffee and humanely raised pork. So why can’t we create a market for ethically sourced pornography? A couple of decades ago, people didn’t give much thought to their food’s provenance. We didn’t care about carbon footprints or the working conditions of the poor Africans who sold us our coffee beans. Slowly, however, consumption habits began to shift under the weight of scientific evidence and cultural change. We’re becoming a little more selective in our consumer choices.

Yet not with that multi-billion dollar white elephant: pornography. We hear rumblings here and there about the sexual trafficking of women and children, and it’s always a relief when a criminal ring is busted for what’s euphemistically called “abuse.” It’s reassuring to know that whatever was going on in the far reaches of a few sick minds has little to do with our own primitive — but relatively harmless — impulses.

But do porn consumers ever think about where their porn is sourced? What a downer! No one wants to hear about drug-addicted runaways or Albanian teenage sex slaves. Nobody wants to imagine STD infections on movie sets or the life circumstances that would impel a woman to engage in physically punishing sexual acts on camera. (And just Google the word “bukkake” if you want a quick education in the mainstreaming of fringe sex acts.)

Part of the problem is our reluctance to acknowledge the pornification of contemporary life. If we can relegate porn to the margins of our cultural conversation, we can pretend it only touches a small minority of adult men, rather than the vast majority of Americans, many even in their first or second decade of life.

Maybe it’s just too embarrassing to admit the extent of our obsession, but people of all stripes really like watching sex acts. For example, surveys of Evangelical Christians report porn viewing rates similar to the general population. Utah leads the nation in per capita subscriptions to online porn. Technology has produced the ideal Petri dish for the biggest sexual market in human history, providing easy access, affordability, and anonymity in one appealing package.

Calls to regulate the content of pornography, like Tipper Gore’s ratings system for music lyrics, are missing the point. One person’s degradation may be another person’s kink, and we don’t need more Rick Santorums policing our fantasies. Moreover, sanitized desire, like a lot of so-called “feminist porn,” can be a buzz-kill.

But shouldn’t consumers have some context to evaluate what they are viewing? Shampoo bottles and Tuna cans assure us that animals were unharmed. Shouldn’t we know if porn actors are subject to out-of-control STD rates, or are forced to do things against their will? At a minimum, a Porn housekeeping seal of approval would tell us by, and for whom, the porn was made. It might make you think twice before downloading that random YouPorn video or chatting with a “horny Russian slut” at LiveJasmin.

There probably are attractive, uninhibited people who are excited by the rewards of porn careers — people who are untroubled by the ethics or lifestyle limitations of making a living as sex workers, or who at the least may consider it the best of their uninspiring options. But there are probably relatively few of these people, and consumers should know who they are so they can make informed choices.

Making such informed choices would have a few collateral benefits. If we knew for sure that porn production was free of coercion and desperation, for example, we might find there are fewer women willing to be gagged, choked, and “triple penetrated” on camera.

Fair Trade porn might also finally allow us to call a moratorium on assertions that women aren’t aroused by visual imagery or don’t sometimes fantasize about anonymous, unemotional sex. And market forces could eventually affect the aesthetic standard of pornography, which might, in turn, shift the skewed gender balance of viewership. If you think this is a fairytale, recall that a generation ago, no one talked about animal abuse or the case against corporal punishment. Cultural norms do change.

Pornography is a fact of life, and parental controls and moralizing spoilsports won’t make a dent in its exponential growth. But the bar needs raising. The sustainable food movement hasn’t eliminated factory farms or our inexhaustible craving for junk food. But it provides an alternative model of consumption that we can aspire to. Organic and fair trade practices are leading us, gradually but inevitably, to a better relationship with food. Maybe Fair Trade porn could reconnect us to a better relationship with the human body.

What? Oh, okay, here’s a link, without pictures, to bukkake.

I can’t believe you didn’t know that.

My friend, Vicky Vette is a MILF specialist. So, if you want to spank to a MILF you know is not being coerced, there you go. All of the other women on her site are also there willingly. In fact, here at World News Center, all of the porn stars we know are honored participants in a legendary profession.

I hope we can say the same for you.

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