Month: October 2011

Money is a fascinating tool. We use it for many things. Sure, you buy stuff with it but you can also save it, use it for equity of many types, assign it importance above or below something else and so on. Money can buy you sex. Don’t laugh. If this guy had any cash the cops wouldn’t have arrested him, naked, covered in cooking oil while trying to seduce teenage girls.Then again, I’m not sure there’s a hooker on the planet who would agree to this. Just FYI, the young…

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Family, it’s the cornerstone of all civilization. No matter your religion or ethnicity or zip code, without family you – literally – would not exist. Granted, some families are different than others. Some reside in veritable communes, some in rigid patriarchies and others somewhere in between. Some familes make you wonder how inbred they are, as is the case with the recently discovered cyclops shark (happy birthday uncle dad?) or the Kentucky genius who was arrested after telling cops he’d only had two pizzas to drink. Of course he made…

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We all want to be liked. It’s hard wired into our DNA. Even those lonely losers who play World of Warcraft and talk about their twelfth level dwarfs would giggle like school girls if a real person actually took the time to get to know and, eventually, like them. For some people the best way to get noticed is to remind people of others. Some come about this gift naturally, like the poor bastard featured in the film The Devil’s Double. HEY! You look just like Uday Hussein! Let’s party!.…

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A long time ago in a land far, far away I was making fun of people who were predicting the end of the world. Oh, wait, that was this week and just about a block from here. You see it becomes kind of a blur. All of the different apocalypses get confusing to me after a while. Is this the Rapture or just the Revenge of the Mayans or maybe something serious like Nibiru? Wait, did I say serious? Excuse me for a second. Okay, I’m better now. If you’re…

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This is the kind of day that makes me weep for joy. The kind of moment in life when you realize that all your rantings and ravings about something have been finally, and irrevocably, been proven valid. Long have I proclaimed that Florida is where the gene pool goes to die. Yea and verily have I cried from the rooftops that the only sane people in that godforsaken state are tourists. But, no matter my well reasoned opinion, the state still seemed to find its defenders. I know them well.…

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If you’re like me, and your therapist thanks God that you’re not, but if you are – or were – then there are times when your mind is going to turn to naked women. That time is usually between sun up and sun up on any given day. Certainly this blog has come out in favor of smoking hot women getting naked to support worthy causes. But only worthy causes, we’re not cads. And, being that we agree with Michelle Obama that Americans need to get out and exercise more,…

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As I was flipping through my options for topics today I glanced outside my window and saw a homeless man, pushing an old TV while wearing a chiffon dress. I said to myself, “Self, that’s something you don’t see every day.” Add it to underwater phones and 300lb cheerleaders as yet another thing you could have lived your whole life without seeing. But there are some things, life’s little oddities shunted to the side, that are worth hunting down and viewing. And, astute readers of this blog will know –…

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This is a repost from April 22, 2011 from NudeHippo.com (currently under construction). It recently was reviewed by, award winning author and NASA astrophysicist, David Brin, who called it “Fun and informative” and then went on to note how much the ancient aliens crowd irritated him as well. Since it seems to have taken on a life of its own since the original posting I figured I’d toss it back up and let those who missed it give it a gander. Before I get into this mess today, there are…

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As regular readers of this humble blog know, my home was broken into 6 times before the thieves were finally caught. During their reign of terror they managed to steal several thousand dollars worth of computers, cell phones, cash, etc. None of which was ever found. So, my opinion of people who prey on others might be just a hair slanted. Mostly I think they are useless parasites. They offer nothing to the world around them and accomplish less. I have bacteria in my lower intestine that are more useful…

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We live on an odd world. As the Internet allows more and more cultures to clash – ahem, sorry – learn about each other it seems that more and more people are becoming more and more insular. You need groceries? There are several, web based, services that will bring them to you. You need your house cleaned? There are several, web based, services that will provide you with whatever you need. You need someone to do the horizontal mambo with you? There are services for that as well. For ladies…

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