I Am Here to Eat Your Young

No, I’m not, it just seems that way to people when they meet me for the first time. Nude Hippo’s glorious web site is going through some changes. While they’re prepping for their 15th anniversary, yes there will be dancing girls and booze, they needed to take down the site. So as a temporary fix, since people actually seem to want to read the crap I write, they set me up with a new office in the back, very close to the bathroom (how convenient!) and gave me a smaller version of my old office’s stripper pole until the new one with the mirrored ball accessories can be installed. The midget was just a bonus.

For those of you who are new to Nude Hippo News stuff, also known as The World News Center of NudeHippo.com (make sure you say punta com instead of dot com so people know you live in Chicago), basically it’s an overview of some very odd stuff. Topics tend to focus on how Florida is where the gene pool went to die, why robots will be ruling the world in our lifetime and how people who believe in UFOs are really, really, gullible. When the main site gets back up you can wander around at will and find out all of this for yourself.

And, just in case you can’t get enough of my type written blatherings there’s also a radio show which airs on WBIG-1280 AM (Aurora’s FOX! Sports Affiliate) and then is foisted on humanity as a podcast.

You can currently listen to a year’s worth of podcasts. That’s the kind of activity that most mental health professionals try and help their patients avoid, but I consider it a great deal of fun. Of course, I talk to cats so take it for what it’s worth.

In the meantime, you can also follow us on Facebook or at my favorite local bar. If you follow me there though you have to buy me a drink.

Well, until I write about something intelligent, take a moment out of your busy day to watch one of the most bizarre music videos ever made; Polish Girl by Neon Indian. I’ve seen it twice and still have no freaking clue what it’s about.

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Listen to Bill McCormick on WBIG AM 1280, every Thursday morning around 9:10!

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