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Month: September 2011

2 Different Ways To Stimulate Your Mind

One of the things that we here are the World News Center are encouraged to do is help people excite their frontal lobes. Often times bonuses are offered such as getting us in free at the Art Institute the first two Wednesdays of any month.Sometimes when they buy one, we get one free. In fact they often allow us to take advantage of some of the best promotions in the country, even before others even here of them. We do our best here to live up to their lofty expectations.…

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Different Paths to Freedom

We live in uncertain times. Corporate oligarchies run amok and regular citizens almost become numb to the sound of their rights being trampled. Toss in the fact that many local municipalities seem to be run by diseased howler monkeys and you have a recipe for fomenting rebellion. How much can one society take before it breaks apart at the seams and becomes something none of us want? Sadly, there is a part of me that thinks we will find out sooner rather than later. That old cold war bogeyman, the…

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I Am Here to Eat Your Young

No, I’m not, it just seems that way to people when they meet me for the first time. Nude Hippo’s glorious web site is going through some changes. While they’re prepping for their 15th anniversary, yes there will be dancing girls and booze, they needed to take down the site. So as a temporary fix, since people actually seem to want to read the crap I write, they set me up with a new office in the back, very close to the bathroom (how convenient!) and gave me a smaller…

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