Dangerous Times
Nuns with guns! Death by walking! Boobs! And other dangerous stuff.
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Month: May 2011
In Which We Remember
Before you fire up the grill today please take a minute to remember the reason you have a 3 day weekend.
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The Mathematical Mind?
You like to think you’re thinking. But what if thought is shown to be simply another aspect of quantum theory? Does that make your thoughts any less valid?
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Do You Love Your Car?
Sure, lots of guys love their cars but how many do you know who make love to them? Well, read this and meet one.
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It’s Nakee Time!
Just because you’ve taken the time and effort to get naked and stuff a USB mouse in your butt doesn’t mean you have the right to rob someone’s home.
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Congratulations! It’s an It!
The way we are born is an integral part of who we are. Denying one’s sexuality is about as useful as denying there’s air. You can’t escape it and live.
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The Jerry Springer Annual Farewell Season
This is a never-before-seen coverage of The Jerry Springer Show. For the first time ever, JERRY SPRINGER GETS NUDE!!! (Yikes!)
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Hot for Teacher? Move to Texas!
While you might think it would have been cool to do the mattress mambo with your teacher, how would you feel if you found out she/he was boinking your precious baby? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
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Family Values
Today I present casual proof that bad parents outnumber good ones 3-1.
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Setting a Good Example
Life is a series of lessons, both learned and shared. Today I’m writing about a man who learned a great one and shared it with his, and a stranger’s, family.
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