Some days you just stare at the news and wonder what the hell people are thinking. From Michael James Lee running around waving a gun at people so that he could save a beach to the ingenious Marsha Usher who called 911 to find a spot to pee in the woods, it seems like there's no end to the stupid train that keeps whizzing (if you'll pardon the expression) by. In fact the United States government, responding to the fears of some really dump people, wasted all of June 1st trying to convince people there are no such things as zombies. I can easily imagine the operators at the Center for Disease Control (the poor saps who actually have to deal … [Read more...]