Nude Texas Ugly Bacon Vibrators

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Bacon, the new love lube.

Yeah, I just used the generated tags to come up with a title today. First off, Big Ups to all my homies in The Ex Senators for the triumphant release of their cooler than hell video, Start a Fight. The fact that I co-produced it only shows that they have good taste as well as talent. The video even got a great review on the U.K.'s hippest e-Zine, Louder than War. That's not to say everyone in the U.K. is all things wonderful. The people at the Daily Mail called an orphaned parrot the ugliest bird in the world. That's just tacky. "Hey look, you were abandoned at birth AND you're butt ugly!" is not a path to good self esteem. On the other hand, … [Read more...]