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Multiverse?

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August 14, 2011 by
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The multiverse is an odd scientific theory, well, hypothesis, that says there are are an infinite number of Earths and an infinite number of you. Taken to its logical conclusion, as Robert Heinlein did, the best way to teach your children about sex is to have sex with them. Yes, Robert was going insane. Anyway, the whole idea has inspired some seriously bad fiction, like Star Trek's mirror universe, yes this is where intelligent thought goes to die, to cogent ramblings that are worth considering. Simply put, there's another you who's actually interesting and successful. And if you're interesting and successful here then your Doppelganger is … [Read more...]

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Update-O-Rama!

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April 21, 2011 by
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As more and more people read this blog I find myself getting asked "Hey, what happened to such and such?" Or so and so, as the case may be. Since I understand that Google can be tricky for some, I've decided to be helpful and catch people up on the topics that seem to interest them the most. For those who're concerned about the bump in the universe, I'm afraid you're going to have to wait for a few years to get a definitive answer. The discovery's too recent. Unlike on TV, real time has to pass while scientists working at colliders the world over check their research to see if they can find similar or matching results. When I posted the … [Read more...]

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Of Course It Happened Near Chicago

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April 17, 2011 by
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People forget that, just outside Chicago, there's a group of happy folks who work at a fun place called Fermilab and have the ability to wipe out the planet, and possibly the solar system, in a single explosion. Fortunately, they're a little more mellow than that so they use their power for good. Their vibe is less MU HU HA HA HA and more like Hmmmmm. Instead of creating a black hole in their labs that would suck all matter into a crushing vortex and kill everything you know and love, they tend to do more benign things; like prove that everything you thought you knew about the universe was wrong. While they were mucking around trying to … [Read more...]

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So God Horked a Fatty And Then …

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March 27, 2011 by
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Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was nothing. A nothing so total that no human mind can truly conceive it. If you were suspended in a room, unable to touch anything (not even the floor) and there was no light whatsoever, you might have a glimmer of what I'm talking about, but that's about it. As, the late, Douglas Adams once famously said, "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space." He also said "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe … [Read more...]

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