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The Love Boat, Strippers and a Room Full of Republicans

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August 24, 2012 by
Why yes Mr. Akin, I can turn it back on.

What an amazing convergance we are witnessing. A tropical storm, and possible hurricane, named after notorious left wing loony Ted Lange's famous bartender. As is well known Ted's won awards for supporting crazy crap like equal rights and froo-froo intellectualism with his ongoing teaching of Shakespeare. Like anyone reads any more. What a bunch of silliness. Anyway, as Isaac barrels towards Tampa police realized they had a couple of problems; (1) where to put all the left wing loonies, like Ted, after they get arrested and what to do about ugly whores. After all, there are God-fearing Republicans coming to town. They have jobs and money so … [Read more...]

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Whack Jobs for Justice?

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July 18, 2012 by
Here we are to save the day!

There are some stories that just demand to be shared. Partly because they are funny as hell and partly because they are scary as hell. Today's manages to be both. Before we get to the meat of the story let's take a look at some simple facts. Organizations such as "Republic of the United States" weren't even a glimmer in a Klansman's eye until a black man was elected president. It was founded in 2010 for those playing along at home. The fact that Obama's politics are more akin to Clinton's than Kim Il Jong's seems lost on them. They simply don't care. There is a black man in their white house and that is unacceptable. After that they will do … [Read more...]

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Playing a Little Catch Up

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February 21, 2012 by
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The other day I wrote about how the four Republican candidates were unelectable. Obviously upset that only a second tier blog like this had figured that out they ramped up their efforts over the weekend to make sure that every breathing sentient being on the planet knew it as well. Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich continued to espouse the philosophies of Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich, respectively, and that appears to be sufficient to render them harmless. Rick Santorum, not content to be known as the dangerously crazy candidate, upped the ante impressively by letting everyone know that he’s the dangerously bat-s**t crazy candidate. He started … [Read more...]

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Frothy Anal Secretions

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February 18, 2012 by
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If you’re like me, and that may be illegal in the state where you reside, you woke up this morning with a cat firmly planted between your butt cheeks. If you’re not then you didn’t. Feel free to use this as a handy guide if you’re ever unsure in the future. As most of you know I avoid writing about politics. To be honest, compared to the midget porn, the impending robot overlords, the perverts and the Floridians who normally festoon these pages politicians appear unseemly. We do try and maintain some standards around here. But a couple of things have happened over the last few days that made me change my mind and throw caution to the … [Read more...]

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We Doth Reap What We Doth Sow

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January 25, 2012 by

All righty then, feeling kind of cool and kind of funky. Been wanting to bust out a good "doth" on you guys for a while and today provided the perfect opportunity. I mean, this article's barely started and you've already got a reference to a bible quote and a naked English farmer. That alone should tell you that today's going to be chock full of Nude Hippo goodness. I'm not even going to mention the whole Republican debate last night wherein the candidates either lied or made stuff up so often that Yahoo was forced to dedicate a couple thousand words to trying to straighten things out. Some of the claims were, flat out, howlers. I have … [Read more...]

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