Naked Ambition

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Mr. Rodriguez says my mom makes men fap the most..

This site is not prudish. A quick search for the word "naked" will garner you hours of enjoyable reading. The same holds true if you search for "porn." In fact you can even limit your search to "boobs" and you will be rewarded. Even so, today's stories gave me pause. Not because they're salacious, because they aren't. Nor are they exploitative or degrading. Contrariwise they are uplifting and positive. Two things I'm not that comfortable with. If you want stories of happy puppies or stuff like that this really isn't your blog. That being said, I'm going to give it the old school try today anyway. And the old school try would be the most … [Read more...]

Nudity in the News

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Why yes, that is a Golden Delicious apple, thanks for asking.

As fans of nudity know, I am among their number. Within reason. There has never been a nanosecond of my life where I thought the idea of Rush Limbaugh naked was a good idea. It would seem I'm not alone there. Even though he's worth $400 million or so, no woman has been naked with him long enough to allow him to procreate. What good is all that money if you can't get a little panky for your hanky? Then again Rush thinks Honey Boo Boo is cute so God know what mutant thing would result if he did spawn. I'll give you a moment to bleach out your eyes. But, in the main, I have supported a clothing optional lifestyle for those who wish to … [Read more...]

I Did Not Know that RNC Stood for Rabidly Nude & Crazy

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Valet parking gone horribly wrong.

Okay, that's a cheap shot at the Republican National Convention which just wrapped up in Tampa. And I can certainly understand why the local media in Florida decided to downplay some of the zanier stories coming down the pike. It was a chance for their state to shine on the international stage so, obviously, the last thing anyone would want is actual Floridians on TV. After all, those are the same people who taught their teenagers that swallowing bleach would stop AIDS. Of course this is also the state where a room full of lawyers were so frightened by the color orange, kind of a problem in a state known for its oranges, that they fired a big … [Read more...]

Roadside Attractions

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Ass, cash or grass, nobody rides for free.

Summer vacation time is here. That wonderful time of the year when families go somewhere else to be a little pampered and avoid any real responsibilities. Oh, sure, there is the occasional parent who plans a tightly regimented vacation, thus destroying any sense of joy, but for the most part people are too lazy to be that efficient. And, for once, that's a good thing. It's not a bad idea to just chill for a bit. We all have enough to worry about on a day to day basis. Another reason people go on vacations is so that they can see new things. This is especially important for kids. While, to you, Mammoth Cave is just a giant hole in the ground … [Read more...]

Still Nude After All These Years

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Ooh, yeah, baby, you so sexy, me so nudey ...

As you know, tonight is the “really big shoe” celebrating Nude Hippo’s 15th anniversary. You can check it out at 9 pm on the NBC Chicago Nonstop channel (Comcast 341, RCN 50, WOW! 130 and DTV 5.2). There’s already a fun trailer on line, featuring the lovely Amy Zanglin, at Nude Hippo dot com. I have been involved, on and off, with Nude Hippo almost since it began. I had even taken some time to do a video on the joys of being a gay person who loves square dancing for the greater glory of all things Hippo. Considering that I'm straight, don't like square dancing and am about as socially sensitive as an injured porcupine, I was the … [Read more...]

More Nude News for You

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Two crooks made boobs of themselves said police today ....

There's just so much to get to today that I'm going to forgo my usual preamble and dive right in. Police in Florida remind crooks that, when fleeing the scene of a shooting, it's best not to stop behind a tree and take a leak where everyone can see you. The unfortunately named Ryan Peck found that out the hard way. Also in Florida, Douglas Kutney, boy you don't want to spell that sucker wrong, was arrested for molesting a cockatoo, dear God the jokes I can not tell, while not wearing any underwear. Moving just a little north, police in Georgia arrested a guy after they asked him, nicely, to get out of his van while he was naked and he, … [Read more...]

Nude Texas Ugly Bacon Vibrators

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Bacon, the new love lube.

Yeah, I just used the generated tags to come up with a title today. First off, Big Ups to all my homies in The Ex Senators for the triumphant release of their cooler than hell video, Start a Fight. The fact that I co-produced it only shows that they have good taste as well as talent. The video even got a great review on the U.K.'s hippest e-Zine, Louder than War. That's not to say everyone in the U.K. is all things wonderful. The people at the Daily Mail called an orphaned parrot the ugliest bird in the world. That's just tacky. "Hey look, you were abandoned at birth AND you're butt ugly!" is not a path to good self esteem. On the other hand, … [Read more...]

The Sounds You Don’t Hear Are For The Sights You Can’t See

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If aliens met our WNCGOTD Chayse they'd just love our planet to pieces. Check her out at ChayseMeBaby.com.

Before we begin I know there are real scientists who read this blog. I ask them for a mulligan today. I am well aware that I am going to be using allegories, simplifications and raging generalizations. Many of our readers, thanks to modern education, have little or no background in science and tend to take popular fiction at face value. Kind of like the people who learned all they knew about religion by reading The Da Vinci Code. This bog will show that problem clearly. I recently wrote about the WOW! signal. During the article I pointed out that I had learned that it was highly unlikely aliens would first be exposed to our culture via … [Read more...]

Floridumb

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Our first World News Center Girl of The Day, B.A. Arentsen  from P-1 (p-1music.com).

Well, now that we got the furniture all arranged and have the shiny new stripper pole, complete with a shiny new stripper, firmly installed it's time to get back to work. You may have noted the Girl of The Day feature. It's new. I have, over the years I've been doing this, gotten earnest requests from young lasses to publish a Nude Nude Hippo calendar. Sadly that will never happen. A World Nudes Center might be workable though if there's enough interest. I also get asked where are all these pretty women I talk about when I mention our smoking hot readers. I can handle the latter one. Friends, fans and people on Facebook who have sent us pics … [Read more...]

Rise of the Hippoteers

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Hippoteers having fun!

Two weeks before Christmas I quit smoking. That becomes salient about now. A couple of days before Christmas a guy I know, marginally, told me that he needed me to appear at such and such bar so he could win a beer. I figured that if knowing me was worth a beer then being me had to be worth two or three. The thing is that, prior to quitting smoking, the trip would have been beyond me. I simply wouldn’t have had the endurance. But, even then I was feeling a lot better so I agreed to drop by. I wandered into the establishment at the appointed time and was greeted by the, self-proclaimed, Hippoteers. First the demographics; there are 4 … [Read more...]