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At his age I couldn't even get the snap together race cars to work right.

When I was 18 I was excited by the many possibilities the world offered. And, by possibilities, you understand that I mean boobs. At that tender age we could drive to Wisconsin for beer since having teenage drunks navigating the highways late at night seemed like such a good idea. So essentially, at 18, I was a beer loving horn dog. Who played bass. I wasn't a complete drain on society. Anyway, I was, in many ways, a typical 18 year old kid. I had done well in high school, graduated on the honor roll, was taking some classes at a community college and holding down a real job in a warehouse. I had my own car and some cool stuff. You might not … [Read more...]

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Two crooks made boobs of themselves said police today ....

There's just so much to get to today that I'm going to forgo my usual preamble and dive right in. Police in Florida remind crooks that, when fleeing the scene of a shooting, it's best not to stop behind a tree and take a leak where everyone can see you. The unfortunately named Ryan Peck found that out the hard way. Also in Florida, Douglas Kutney, boy you don't want to spell that sucker wrong, was arrested for molesting a cockatoo, dear God the jokes I can not tell, while not wearing any underwear. Moving just a little north, police in Georgia arrested a guy after they asked him, nicely, to get out of his van while he was naked and he, … [Read more...]