My life is different than yours. You just don't realize by how much. Today I will give you a helpful example. You already know that I am friends with a man who knits his nipples together for a living. What you do not know is that I am also friends with a priest. See? I bet you don't have two friends like that. Anyway, the father is a very nice man and has tolerated me for years. Yesterday he asked for some advice about videotaping a group of kindergardeners who were going to be performing Jesus Christ Superstar. I kid. They were going to be performing the Happy Teeth song. An epic in its own right, to be sure. Anyway, during the course of our … [Read more...]