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February 2, 2013 by
Have we done this before?

Happy Candlemas ya'll. Because this is a deeply religious holiday that relates directly to Jesus' first visit to the holy temple in Jerusalem millions of Americans will celebrate it by worshiping a rodent and drinking beer. Lots and lots of beer. If they go all out lederhosen and accordions will be involved. Not that I'm complaining, I'm a big fan of beer, but it does seem like an odd way to celebrate something so divinely inspired. Then again look at what happened to Christmas. I guess there's precedent. Okay, if there's going to be rodent worship, at least let it be a cool rodent. In that regard we struck pure gold. Punxsutawney Phil, Seer … [Read more...]

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Does the Pope Hate Christmas?

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December 2, 2012 by
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"If you read it on the Internet it must be true." - Aristotle. Look, I understand that many people are stupid. It is one of the reasons I have so much material to choose from each day when I write this blog. How much stuff do I get? I'll put it this way, a young lady who took to Facebook to demand that gay people stop having gay children didn't even get a link from me. Nor will she now. Granted that's a glorious level of stupid, but not stupid enough to get a mention here. Although I did ponder, briefly, about how useless a modern education truly is. Certainly they have lowered the bar in the basic knowledge of biology. I will admit that I, … [Read more...]

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Mrs. Jesus?

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September 26, 2012 by
Can you imagine the family reunions?

A while back I wrote about Mrs. God and how there was enough historical evidence now to show that early theists believed there was a God and a Mrs. God. If we are truly made in God's image then that point of view makes complete sense. So now this guy has found a piece of papyrus from a couple thousand years ago and some folks went completely insane over it. Thanks to Dan Brown's godawful, if I may use that word, piece of literary tripe, people think that his story was based on historical fact. Nothing could be further from the truth. Let's take some of the simple stuff before we get into any depth. Had Jesus married Mary Magdeline the Gospels … [Read more...]

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That Annoying Truth Stuff

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May 11, 2012 by
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Back in 2008, with nothing better to do, the Colfax Record, a digital compendium of local stories and discount coupons focused on the wonderful world of Colfax California (Emma and Bob got engaged last week), tossed an article on their site about same sex marriage. It appears to have been meant as a sane look at historical fact. The author wasn't credited and the original has since been removed. But, thanks to the internet, the article lives on. And on and on and on. It is a fascinating bit of writing. Simple, coherent and devoid of any hyperbole. It starts with the premise that same sex unions have been around longer than Christianity, and … [Read more...]

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Jesus Bunny Super Dude!

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March 30, 2012 by
And the angel said "Jesus did doth ride forth on the holy bunny which thensecrated colored eggs." begat the con

Please enjoy our History of Easter a week early. There once was this guy named Jesus. He spent an inordinate amount to time trying to get people to be nice and respect each other. A good example would be found in this bon mot; “If anyone says, I love God, but hates the brothers or sisters, he is a liar ... Whoever loves God must also love the brothers and sisters.” (I John 3:20, 21). He also tossed off these nuggets in Matthew 5:0, “Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.” In return for his … [Read more...]

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Family Fun Stuff

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March 18, 2012 by
The lovely and talented, Jessi Ann. She's just a regular mom with her own business. Check her out at http://sparkdaddy.net/Jessi_Anne/

First off, all of us here at the World News Center wish to pass our condolences along to the family of Yoda, the world's ugliest dog, who passed away earlier this week. Fifteen years is a long time for a mutant chihuahua to live and Yoda seems to have done better than most. Even if its owners originally thought it was a rat. On the other end of the mortality scale we have the sad story of Germany's Til Bunny, an ear-less rabbit who was crushed to death by a cameraman on its 17th day of life. The good news is that it was "a clean kill" according to the curator who was in charge of its well being. Speaking of the deceased, there is a growing … [Read more...]

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Frothy Anal Secretions

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February 18, 2012 by
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If you’re like me, and that may be illegal in the state where you reside, you woke up this morning with a cat firmly planted between your butt cheeks. If you’re not then you didn’t. Feel free to use this as a handy guide if you’re ever unsure in the future. As most of you know I avoid writing about politics. To be honest, compared to the midget porn, the impending robot overlords, the perverts and the Floridians who normally festoon these pages politicians appear unseemly. We do try and maintain some standards around here. But a couple of things have happened over the last few days that made me change my mind and throw caution to the … [Read more...]

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Fun With Poles

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November 2, 2011 by

If you're like me, and there are three minor deities that pray diligently that you're not, then you know the joys of pole dancing. Or, at least, watching pole dancing. Certainly, as everyone knows, the Nude Hippo World News Center has its own pole (for recreational purposes only) and many other companies have followed suit. It really is a morale booster on those long winter afternoons. And summer mornings and fall evenings and .... Anyway, it helps a lot. Sometimes people misunderstand the joys of the pole, like this Floridian who took a sledge hammer to a perfectly good pole because he hated paying his electric bill. Don't look for logic, I … [Read more...]

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