Animal Stories

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Meow wow wow!

Before we begin I'd like to remind everyone that tomorrow is the last day of International Clitoris Week. If you haven't done so already go and find a clitoris and show it how much you appreciate it. There's still two weeks left in National Masturbation Month so there's no need to rush for that one. That's right, just take it slow and easy. Yeah, just like that, Jake from State Farm. Our female readers are welcome to combine the two holidays. The more creative male readers may make a game attempt as well. I think that it is holidays like this that help bring people together. They cut across all cultural lines. After all, you have everything … [Read more...]

Still Nude After All These Years

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Ooh, yeah, baby, you so sexy, me so nudey ...

As you know, tonight is the “really big shoe” celebrating Nude Hippo’s 15th anniversary. You can check it out at 9 pm on the NBC Chicago Nonstop channel (Comcast 341, RCN 50, WOW! 130 and DTV 5.2). There’s already a fun trailer on line, featuring the lovely Amy Zanglin, at Nude Hippo dot com. I have been involved, on and off, with Nude Hippo almost since it began. I had even taken some time to do a video on the joys of being a gay person who loves square dancing for the greater glory of all things Hippo. Considering that I'm straight, don't like square dancing and am about as socially sensitive as an injured porcupine, I was the … [Read more...]

Happy VD (Again)

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Originally published on February 14, 2011. ************************************* Ah, Valentine’s Day. A day steeped in history and tradition. A day festooned with jewelry, chocolates and flowers. And don’t forget the mushy cards. A day when perfectly sane women will gush and swoon over a stuffed animal. A day forever associated with the disease of love. A day where men the world over, except in Japan – which I’ll get to in a bit, need heart medication and bourbon to squelch the feeling of doom that they’ve, somehow, screwed the pooch. Again. Yes, this is a glorious day in which we celebrate the Lupercalia. What? You have no … [Read more...]