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A World Full of Sensitive People

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March 14, 2012 by
Cami Lynn shows yet another handy use for electrical tape. Check her out www.CamiLynnModel.com.

First off, for all of our male readers, Happy Man Day! You've earned it so don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Anyway, today we are going to take a look at the sensitive world around us. For example, we would never sell John Wilkes-Booth bobblehead bdolls at a Lincoln museum. Oh wait. Well, never mind, they've been removed. In other sensitive news, a cop filed charges against his girlfriend for beating him with a Justin Bieber doll. No steak for him. Speaking of cops, as you all know it is our ability to deal with others in an amicable and equitable way that sets us apart from the lower life forms. It is also our ability to see … [Read more...]

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Mother Nature Hates You

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August 10, 2011 by
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When people talk about Mother Nature they always sound like they're talking about this wonderfully benevolent being whose sole purpose is making the Earth a beautiful place and collecting elephant semen to keep the wilds wonderful. By weird coincidence, 99% of these people have never been closer to nature than the Discovery Channel. What I'm saying is that Mother Nature is one psychotic .. .rhymes with twitch. You see, not to put too fine a point on it, rational, caring, divinities don't foist things on us that send us hiding into corners, sucking our thumbs and begging for death. Mother Nature does. I'm not just talking about the … [Read more...]

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Santa Claus Is Coming to Town!

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July 22, 2011 by
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You looked at the title of today's blog and immediately assumed that something bad had happened to my brain. I can understand that. I kind of felt the same way when I realized what I was going to write about. After all, it's so hot outside that your sweat is sweating. It's so hot that you've been re-reading my Nakee Posts just to pretend you're not bogged down with sweat laden clothes and smelling a little funky. I know that this is supposed to be a blog dedicated to exciting events in the world around us but, sometimes, it does the soul good to step back from it all and enjoy something silly. I could write about the nice Texas lady who, … [Read more...]

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