Happy Easter

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That's the Easter bunny of my youth. How about yours?

Last year I wrote about the history of Easter. Mostly how it came to get that name since there is no such word in the Bible. Long story short, the holiday got blended with the Pagan celebration of the goddess Ostara a/k/a Eastre. She was, still is I would guess, a fertility goddess so the whole rebirth / resurrection theme fit well with the pagans of the day. And, while odd at its face, the whole eggs, bunnies and resurrection theme has had it's uses. As I also noted the tradition of handing out eggs replaced human sacrifice. So that was some good news for folks. And, since the traditions were already mangled, Eastern Europeans now celebrate … [Read more...]

Those Cute Little Eggs

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Here at World News Center we can "sex up" any holiday. Our Purim is legendary.

Last week we took a look at the bizarre history of modern Easter celebrations. Today we're going to focus on those cute little eggs you hand out to kids. And the occasional sugar crazed adult. Today you'll find out how hiding Easter eggs is a great way to avoid zealous monks and how the whole egg thing gradually replaced human sacrifice as a way to say "YO GOD! THANKS!" Although not nearly as quickly as many might have hoped. Especially those who happened to be viewing their final sunny day while laying on an alter. It really doesn't matter if the alter was comfy or not at that point. Hundreds of early religions, including Judaism and some … [Read more...]

Jesus Bunny Super Dude!

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And the angel said "Jesus did doth ride forth on the holy bunny which thensecrated colored eggs." begat the con

Please enjoy our History of Easter a week early. There once was this guy named Jesus. He spent an inordinate amount to time trying to get people to be nice and respect each other. A good example would be found in this bon mot; “If anyone says, I love God, but hates the brothers or sisters, he is a liar ... Whoever loves God must also love the brothers and sisters.” (I John 3:20, 21). He also tossed off these nuggets in Matthew 5:0, “Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.” In return for his … [Read more...]

Penis + Mouth = FUN!!

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There are some mornings where I get up and decide not to further the precepts of journalistic integrity, or to broaden the intellectual horizons of the denizens of Earth, but to ensure that our producers still have their lawyers on speed dial. This is good for all of us. It helps me release any pent up aggressions I may have in a safe manner that does not involve the police. Or hookers. Or both. It helps our producers by making sure that their hearts get a full cardio work out before they even think about that first cup of coffee. And it helps you because you'll end up reading stuff that you'll be able to talk about all day. Bonus, it'll make … [Read more...]