Happy Easter

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That's the Easter bunny of my youth. How about yours?

Last year I wrote about the history of Easter. Mostly how it came to get that name since there is no such word in the Bible. Long story short, the holiday got blended with the Pagan celebration of the goddess Ostara a/k/a Eastre. She was, still is I would guess, a fertility goddess so the whole rebirth / resurrection theme fit well with the pagans of the day. And, while odd at its face, the whole eggs, bunnies and resurrection theme has had it's uses. As I also noted the tradition of handing out eggs replaced human sacrifice. So that was some good news for folks. And, since the traditions were already mangled, Eastern Europeans now celebrate … [Read more...]

It’s a Holy Day, Let’s Talk About Porn

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I know, I know, you're busting out the Kleenex in anticipation and, don't worry, we'll get to the porn stuff. But many readers want to know the proper way to celebrate Easter since they are unclear on it's pagan roots. Allow me to help. Czech Republic and Slovakia: In both the countries, women can expect to get (a) whipping. As a part of the Easter tradition, men beat girls and women with decorated handmade whips. However, the whipping is not intended to be painful. It is believed that whipping on the Easter day makes women more healthy and beautiful. Finland: In Finland, the Easter celebrations have a Halloween look as the children … [Read more...]

Those Cute Little Eggs

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Here at World News Center we can "sex up" any holiday. Our Purim is legendary.

Last week we took a look at the bizarre history of modern Easter celebrations. Today we're going to focus on those cute little eggs you hand out to kids. And the occasional sugar crazed adult. Today you'll find out how hiding Easter eggs is a great way to avoid zealous monks and how the whole egg thing gradually replaced human sacrifice as a way to say "YO GOD! THANKS!" Although not nearly as quickly as many might have hoped. Especially those who happened to be viewing their final sunny day while laying on an alter. It really doesn't matter if the alter was comfy or not at that point. Hundreds of early religions, including Judaism and some … [Read more...]

Jesus Bunny Super Dude!

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And the angel said "Jesus did doth ride forth on the holy bunny which thensecrated colored eggs." begat the con

Please enjoy our History of Easter a week early. There once was this guy named Jesus. He spent an inordinate amount to time trying to get people to be nice and respect each other. A good example would be found in this bon mot; “If anyone says, I love God, but hates the brothers or sisters, he is a liar ... Whoever loves God must also love the brothers and sisters.” (I John 3:20, 21). He also tossed off these nuggets in Matthew 5:0, “Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.” In return for his … [Read more...]

Dear God How I Love Florida!

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I like finding the obvious. It makes my job easier. I can concentrate on feeding my fish and my cats, though not to each other, and perusing the latest sports scores before I type one letter here at Nude Hippo. Today I've discovered that there's something in the water in Florida, and I'm not just talking about the brackish waters in swamps. I'm serious. These people must be infected by some sort of stupidity virus. Sure, there are stupid people everywhere. I bet you've even run into a few at work or at Little League games. But they are the exception, not the rule. In Florida, the family values state where homosexuality is on its way to … [Read more...]