Not Guilty!

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I hope you never have to go to court. I truly pray that you are never charged with a crime or forced to sue someone or anything like that. If you've ever seen the TV commercial where the biker, after all the evidence clearly shows his guilt, simply claims innocence and gets set free you have a pretty good idea of how the system really works. It's supposed to be about laws and truth and justice but it's just as often about whether the judge got any the night before, how prejudiced he or she is against whatever you are and so on. Justice is supposed to be blind, mute and stupid seem to be bonuses. Laws are also supposed to make sense. Just … [Read more...]

Phonehinge!

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Were you ever a kid? I was. I remember being told to use my imagination or it would wither and die. Pencils became rocket ships soaring through the darkling skies to the volleyball satellite where the evil moss people were holding Princess Pouty Lips prisoner and it was up to you, Captain Dirk Studly, to save her. Or, maybe, as a little girl you imagined yourself as a powerful Queen ruling your lands with a firm, but fair, hand and drinking tea with other Queens until you met King Clean-Cut and held hands beneath the oh-so-romantic moon. Oh, c'mon, you were a kid, all of the other stuff Queens and Kings might do wasn't even on your radar. If … [Read more...]