I don't know about you but I have had sex. An unofficial poll of our readers last year showed that 100% of them had also experienced the joys of the occasional mattress mambo. That's a healthy amount. Now, before you get the idea that I'm about to make fun of some backwards group of morons, I remind you that, in Illinois, it is illegal to be caught nuzzling or kissing a reptile and that having an erection in public is also illegal. I actually am guilty of both. Hey! Don't judge. It wasn't at the same time. Anyway, I was young and she was willing to get naked but she wanted me to kiss her iguana first. There's nothing in the bible about iguana … [Read more...]