Relationship Advice

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Candy and Anne have a healthy relationship.

Today is a day of extremes. I woke up this morning in a great mood and walked outside only to have a roof's worth of ice and slush fall off my neighbor’s garage and onto my head. So I went back inside, dried off, put on clean clothes and tried again. This time I was met by a process server. I am being sued. I think. I'm named as a defendant but nowhere in any of the paperwork am I actually mentioned. Not even by rumor. Not even that wonderful "Person A." In fact I haven't even seen the plaintiff since 2003. I called my lawyer, he got a good laugh out of it (as long as one of us did) and told me not to worry. Forgive me if I worry anyway. … [Read more...]

Stuff You Don’t See Every Day

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As I was flipping through my options for topics today I glanced outside my window and saw a homeless man, pushing an old TV while wearing a chiffon dress. I said to myself, "Self, that's something you don't see every day." Add it to underwater phones and 300lb cheerleaders as yet another thing you could have lived your whole life without seeing. But there are some things, life's little oddities shunted to the side, that are worth hunting down and viewing. And, astute readers of this blog will know - automatically - that I'm talking about anything to do with female breasts. All over the world, in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and - … [Read more...]