Tradition!

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You have your holiday traditions, I have mine.

Merry Christmas everyone. It's time, once again, for us to take a look at the glorious traditions that surround this odd holiday. We have already discussed the Krampus, that lovely little fellow who either casts your children into hell or eats them, depending on what part of Austria you hang out in. But, we neglected his female cousin Perchta The Belly Slitter. Because nothing says HAPPY HOLIDAYS like eviscerated children. Have I mentioned that Austria was the home for the beginning of two world wars? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did. When people tell you that they think the Japanese are insane for making Colonel Sanders the symbol of Christmas, … [Read more...]

Up With People

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Without 'hands on breasts' shots there would be no Facebook

I love people. They do the funniest stuff and then are happy when I write about it. Seriously, my job often consists of waking up, having my coffee and then laughing my butt off. When I calm down I share with you. And only you. I don't like that creepy dude back to the left. Just you. And, I know that you (and only you) really like when I talk about Florida - the state that makes your weird uncle Elroy look employable - and I can understand that. You also seem to enjoy the science stuff as long as I don't get too carried away with it. You and I have agreed that I will avoid the political stuff as much as possible. That's a dark place no one … [Read more...]

Ways to Kill the Pain

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Today is a wildly popular day celebrated with festive parties the world over. As many enlightened citizens of our global village know, today's the birthday of Austria's most famous vegetarian artist, Adolf Hitler. While one would think, with Austria's rich history of wonderful beer halls (several of which have had me crawl out of them), that there would be some use of history's most legendary hops fueled beverage in the ceremonies, it turns out that isn't the case. For reasons that can only be explained in a wafting cloud of smoke imbued with a Grateful Dead soundtrack, it seems that a certain segment of society celebrates the day by smoking … [Read more...]