There are a lot of things that interest you. Zookeepers who lick monkey butts make you smile. Holiday Air Sex just brightens your day. Even the most basic reference to mammaries will get me a ton of happy emails. In other words, I could just stick to what I know and no one would complain. But, you know me, I'm a rebel. So, while it is true that I once ventured into the realm of singing toilets, I have never gone as far as I am going to go today when it comes to bodily functions you shouldn't share with random strangers. And make no mistake, nothing is going to get much more random or strange than today's offering. Since people refer to the … [Read more...]
