First off, for those looking for some cheap Sarah Palin jokes, I suggest you look elsewhere. I only make fun of relevant people. Like Katie Holmes. Katie, darling, boobalah, sweetheart, did you not see video of that couch humping maniac on Oprah? That alone should have been worth a restraining order. And, come one, quit playing with us, your kid has fewer genetic markers in common with Tom Tom than I do. Unless he has an Asian granny hidden somewhere. Just admit it, you were picking up the laundry, things got out of hand with that "ancient Chinese secret" and the next thing you knew you had to marry Tom Tom to make him appear to be … [Read more...]
