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Thank God for Florida

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December 30, 2012 by
The Miami Spice Bikini Basketball Team.

Before we begin I just want to ask the nice people at the NRA a simple question; Not to say that you're all racist, self serving, sociopaths who have no regard for humanity, but where was the call to arm all hoody wearing Skittle lovers when Trayvon Martin was shot? I'll hang up and wait for your response. Moving on. It has to suck to be John Boehner right now. Believe it or not he's not a moron. He has a narrow point of view, that is true, but he's not stupid. However his entire political career is built on appeasing people who make the NRA look enlightened. Good for him. But his job title is Speaker of the House of Representatives for the … [Read more...]

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The World Is Ending (again), Send Money Now

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December 4, 2011 by

I love the end of the world. Every time it comes up the really cool people throw the best parties. And, as I learned as a young man, "Hey baby, the world's ending anyway, so how's about ..." actually works in those circumstances. In fact the best apocalypse party I ever went to was also a toga party. Think of it as ease of access to those end times. And I know that, as dedicated Nude Hippoers, you want to make sure you greet the various apocalypses correctly. The next good one is coming up on December 21, 2012. But you really want to start planning now. You'll want to make your apocalypse as authentic as possible. That means picking up a … [Read more...]

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This is sooo gay!

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June 24, 2011 by
Chicago's Pride Parade

Over the years, NUDE HIPPO has covered some events that after watching it, you could say "That was sooo gay!" and it wouldn't be an insult to anyone. As the Gay Pride Parade celebration takes place, we here would like to fondly look back at some of our more colorful coverage of the gay community!  Our team of reporters have covered singing & dancing, Olympic challenges, and even the parade. Here are just some of our coverage with reports by Amy Zanglin, Catie Keogh, Kristen Frielich & Bill McCormick with photos by Santino Santiago. CHICAGO PRIDE PARADE: CHICAGO DRAG KINGS: WINDY CITY GAY IDOL: CHICAGO … [Read more...]

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Better Get that Tan Now

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June 19, 2011 by
sun2

I know that this is going to come as a shock to the many apocalypse fanatics out there, but scientists believe there will be events happening on and around Earth after 2012 and, more importantly to me, that humans will be around to witness them. I know, I know, you're bummed since you were planning on maxing out your credit cards and calling it a day. Unfortunately for you that type of irresponsible behavior will just get you in lots of trouble. So, rather than be a wasteful little miscreant, now might be a good time for you to reconsider your woe begotten ways and start planning for your future. One thing you may need to seriously take into … [Read more...]

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